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Look, it’s fine that you’re visiting this page, but try not to bore me. I’m the real brains behind this organization because Kevin could barely think if I weren’t lying down next to him.

I am deeply philosophical because of my life experience. I was living in the freezing cold of Yerevan, Armenia, as a kitten, so I know hard times. But after I decided to let these two humans serve me, I began to read deeply, and now I know everything.

But all you really need to know about Relational Being (RB) is that we cats perfectly embody it. I take consultations on a feed-as-you-go basis (only Churu), subject, of course, to naps.

Oh, and I tolerate the other consultant, Nacho, even though he is a boy.

Hi! I’m Nacho! And this is how I talk! Even though my headshot and nickname make me seem badass, I’m really a sweetheart. Bellacita is my older sister, and she is really cool even though she gets angry at me sometimes for being alive.

I was originally a street cat from Oxapampa, Peru, who only visited Jeanilyn and Kevin because they had great food. But eventually I got to like them ok, so I adopted them and Bella.

My whole take on this RB thing is to enjoy life to the hilt the way that only us cats really can. That’s not a diss on you humans, though—that’s exactly why you have work to do.

And while I may not have the big brains my sister has, I can chill out much more than she ever could.